SERVICE
- 5: Flawless
- 4: Pretty good
- 3: Alright
- 2: Lacking
- 1: Abysmal-– service like this would make me consider boycotting an establishment.
AMBIANCE
- 5: Exquisite— this restaurant has taken me away from the norm and made me feel special just by entering their establishment.
- 4: Excellent— it’s chic, it’s interesting, it’s artful, but it lack’s something that sets it apart from Toronto’s other trendy venues.
- 3: Nice— inoffensive and with a few eye catching decorative details.
- 2: Run of the mill
- 1: Yuck. Did I see a dead mouse in the corner?
PRESENTATION
- 5: Outstanding use of colour, dishware, and detail. I am eating art.
- 4: Artfully plated, but lacks a wow factor.
- 3: Well plated, but nothing memorable.
- 2: Passable
- 1: Sloppily plated
TASTE
- 5: Sensational. Fireworks in my mouth.
- 4: Excellent
- 3: Very good
- 2: Palatable
- 1: Not palatable
PRICE
- $$$$$: Time to eat Mr. Noodles for the rest of month to make rent. (65$+)
- $$$$: Ouch, that hurt. Can’t afford to drink this week. (40$+)
- $$$: That sure wasn’t cheap, but I’m not broke yet. (25$+)
- $$: I’m not scrimping. (15$+)
- $: A penny saved is a penny earned. (10$-)
- ¢: The name of the game. (5$-)
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